We’ve created a list of some of the best snooker jokes we could find or even come up with ourselves.

Granted, not all of these jokes will be found hilarious by everyone, but we hope there are some in here that you can share on with friends.

So, here goes…

Top 40 Snooker Jokes

1. Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To pot the brown ball.
2. How many pool players does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they’re too busy practicing their break-off.
3. How can you tell you’re in a lesbian biker bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
4. Why did the snooker player get fired from his job? He kept on taking breaks.
5. What do you call a snooker player who can’t pot a ball? A cue-less wonder.
6. Why did the snooker player go to the doctor? He was feeling cue-rious.
7. What do you call a snooker player who always misses the black ball? A scrag-end.
8. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a trampoline? A trampoline doesn’t hit back.
9. What do you call a snooker player who’s always losing? A scratch-er.
10. Why did the snooker player get married? He wanted to have a break.
11. Why did the snooker player cross the road? To pot the red ball.
12. What do you call a snooker player who’s always on the phone? A cue-ber.
13. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a fish? A fish doesn’t have to worry about his cue-tivation.
14. Why did the snooker player get a divorce? His wife was always telling him to take a break.
15. What do you call a snooker player who’s always getting into trouble? A cue-stie.
16. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
17. Why did the snooker player get lost in the forest? He was following the cue-ntrails.
18. What do you call a snooker player who’s always making excuses? A cue-somer.
19. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a train? A train doesn’t have to worry about its cue-sion.
20. Why did the snooker player get fired from the circus? He kept on missing the clowns.
21. What do you call a snooker player who’s always losing? A scratch-er.
22. Why did the snooker player get a job at the library? He wanted to work in a cue-l place.
23. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a doormat? A doormat doesn’t get snookered.
24. Why did the snooker player get banned from the pub? He kept on taking shots at the other customers.
25. What do you call a snooker player who’s always talking? A cue-sermonizer.
26. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a trampoline? A trampoline doesn’t hit back.
27. Why did the snooker player get arrested? He kept on breaking the law.
28. What do you call a snooker player who’s always borrowing money? A cue-pporter.
29. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a fish? A fish doesn’t have to worry about his cue-tivation.
30. Why did the snooker player get a divorce? His wife was always telling him to take a break.
31. What do you call a snooker player who’s always getting into trouble? A cue-stie.
32. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
33. Why did the snooker player get lost in the forest? He was following the cue-ntrails.
34. What do you call a snooker player who’s always making excuses? A cue-somer.
35. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a train? A train doesn’t have to worry about its cue-sion.
36. Why did the snooker player get fired from the circus? He kept on missing the clowns.
37. What do you call a snooker player who’s always losing? A scratch-er.
38. Why did the snooker player get a job at the library? He wanted to work in a cue-l place.
39. What’s the difference between a snooker player and a doormat? A doormat doesn’t get snookered.
40. Why did the snooker player get banned from the pub? He kept on taking shots at the other customers

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